From a peaceful training village to a hell-like demon world, you become Ninja Guy, in his bizarre and epic quest to prove himself to the Holy Cow Sensei and bring down an evil gargantuan Minotaur!

You are Cow Sensei's last hope, and final student .. Will you finally attain your Ninjaness? Ninja Guy will have you laughing along to his almost never-ending supply of dim-witted Ninja catchphrases, such as the classic "2 + 2 = NINZAAA!" and "Ninza Sense, Tingring!!"

.. Oh, and don't forget, "Gun's don't kill people, Ninja Do!"